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i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

something that is said in response to an idea that is utterly despicable, stupid, boring, retarded, or gross.
Tim: hey fred, would you be interested in coming to my barmitzvah on saturday at 3:00 PM?

fred: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

jack hoff: BRO ISN'T MY GF FINE?

moe lester: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy
by truthness October 7, 2008
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i'd rather jack off to pasta.

Express disapproval or malcontent for a proposed idea.
"Dude,you want to go to Ohio?"
"Man, I'd rather jack off to pasta."
by Pooh Bear Busta Nut May 15, 2008
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Rether

What you say when a very un-attatractive girl walks by.
Joe: So anyways, I was at this party
*Ugly girl walks by*
Joe: RETHER!!
by GeordieR November 13, 2009
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Rotterdam Junction

A small town in "Upstate, The Real New York".

The place where all the badass people from Albany, Schenectady, and Rotterdam choose to live.

Benefits of Rotterdam Junction can be and are not limited to:

*All night woods parties.
*No police for miles around.
*A QuikStop, Stewarts, and Anthony's Resturant.
*No motherfuckin hippies.
*Everyone is a Broski.

Bad things about Rotterdam Junction:
*We party way to hard for you, and this might cause a huge drop in your ego.
*We ride dirtbikes, BMX, and your girlfriend better than you ever could.
*This is the place dreams are made, and most can't handle it.
Broski "Dude, we need to party tonight."
Junction Kid "Well, I do live in Rotterdam Junction, party central for upstate New York."
Broski "Fuck yes! I'll get some drinks and meet you at Woestina."
Junction Kid "For the win."
by Gardner, Dakoda Gardner March 31, 2011
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rotheramed

The event wherein a 13 year old gets fucked in 3 different holes by 16 fat Afghan Somali’s.
Jen “Oh my god, what happened to Jess the poor girl
PC Tony “She got rotheramed”
by IFuckedYourMum,SheShatOnMyHand January 17, 2018
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Rotherham

A scrubbery place near sheffield. It is a place where many chavs roam. If you ever get the chance to go to Rotherham, be prepared for boredom.
“Let’s go to Rotherham!”
“What, to join the chav n druggy squad?
by itserinhun March 24, 2019
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rothelisburger

Someone who doesn't take no as an answer
GUY- "Will you go out with me?"
GIRL- "NO!"
(one day later....)
GUY- "Will you go out with me?"
GIRL- "NO!!!"
(one hour later......)
GUY- "Please go out with me!"
GIRL- "Don't be such a rothelisburger."
by anti-Obama man May 27, 2010
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