Relationship

I'm not having a relationship Meg. You shut the fuck up about it. You're going to let the piece of shit imposter do the thing you are trying to socially engineer me into not doing? No. Not allowed. You're also not allowed to tell me anything anymore Meg. You status has been permanently revoked because you tried to do that to me.

Hym "So no you're not waiting for me to have a relationship and if you don't stop waiting for me to do shit that I'm not ever going to fucking do I'm going to stop negotiating things entirely and I'm just going to start issuing edicts. Not that this isn't an edict but if the imposter is or has done the thing that you are trying to stop me from doing, I am, in fact, going to do that explicitly and you're in not position to tell me otherwise. You do the thing I said there is not fucking deadline. Stop fucking waiting."

Relationship by Hym Iam December 16, 2025

Relationship - 

A Relationship - is a relationship with all it's up and downs, emotionality and fights and presents to excuse for bad habits, just without the sex.

A relationship - is the opposite of a friendship +.

A:" Do you know Steph and Chris? They have been friends for so long, they are basically living in a relationship -."

B:"Yes, they fight and they make up and they give gifts to each other but they just aren't interested in a relationship with the other , this is totally a ln example of a relationship -!"

Relationship - by Patpatcat :3 August 16, 2017

relationship test

1) n. A secret task or condition you place on a person who you've just started dating to evaluate whether or not that person is relationship material.

2) n. A detrimental, often self-destructive lie of great significance told to expose the true character of one's partner. This is often done (ironically) in efforts to overcome one's own fear of commitment or to sabotage the relationship. (See mind fuck.)

3) n. The date during which one introduces one's partner to one's family for purposes of evaluating the long term viability of the relationship.

When Matt goes on a first date with a chick, he opens her car door first and then walks around back. If she doesn't reach over and unlock his door, she fails the relationship test 'cause she's probably a selfish cunt.

Whenever Claire needs to figure out if she wants to continue seeing some guy, she breaks out the, "I'm biologically male" relationship test. Then she sits back and watches the sparks fly.

relationship test by lugnutwrench July 6, 2008

Relationship dick 

The kind of dick that’s so good, you’ll risk it all! Even if you’re not in a relationship, the dick will have you ready to give up your singleness.

Girl!! He got that relationship dick!! Bout to make me cut EVERYBODY off!!

Relationship dick by Honey Dip 💋 April 20, 2018

Relationship chicken 

When two people are together and they both know the relationship has no future, but both refuse to take the step and end it. The situation might entail "upping the ante" to make the other one end it, such as suggesting marriage or kids. Another tactic in this game could be intentionally provoking each other.

Marshall: If they can’t stand each other, why don’t they end it?
Ted: Neither one wants to be first. They’re playing relationship chicken

Relationship chicken by Agiel April 14, 2011

Relationship Vacation

Taking a break from your vacation using given rules that both people in the relationship agree with.

George: Rebecca, let's take a relationship vacation for a while.
Rebecca: How long?
George: Let's say, 3 months?
Rebecca: Fine, but any rules:
George: Yes, no seeing other people.
Rebecca: Cool.

Relationship Vacation by JoshuaC April 27, 2008

relationship postmortem 

the sometimes awkward talk after a break-up or DTR where the parties involved review the cause of death of the relationship.

I am thinking of calling Jake for a relationship postmortem I don't think we can be friends again unless I get some closure.

relationship postmortem by verbalkenttx August 5, 2011