tootsie rancher

Someone who ranches that tootsie

Hey girl, your I’m here to be tour tootsie rancher!

by The notorious tootsie rancher June 18, 2024

rod rancher

A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.

"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"

"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."

by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013

glass jolly rancher

when you melt jolly ranchers in a glass to form a mold and than crack it in your ass.

hey dude! I had left over Halloween candy and decided to give my self a glass jolly rancher.

by Sussyboy2? October 31, 2022

Cattle rancher

A chubby chasing dude, who tries to play multiple fat girls at once.

Isn't that guy dating 2 other fat girls? Yeah, I think he's a cattle rancher.

by Troglodyte the PA March 24, 2019

Dirty rancher

A country girl who likes older guys

“Hey man, I got me a dirty rancher”

by Mr. Kandykane February 25, 2020

british jolly rancher

receiving fellatio from someone with a fucked up grill.

Tara gave me one hell of a british jolly rancher last night. I'm still scraped and bloody.

by goatalingus kahn May 6, 2024

Rancher's Viagra

Urinating on an electric fence to cure ones erectile dysfunction.

"Honey, you know you cant come to bed without your dose of Rancher's Viagra!"

by TheRancher December 17, 2019