Puppy

Small cuddly creature that needs a koala for company and love, should always have a wet nosey and needs lots of attention. Also very skilled with his paws, a big fan of naughty paws and good at wiggling his bottom when driving

Puppy's building me a bathroom

by x-o-x November 28, 2007

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the largest threat to our national security.
they form gangs, traffick drugs, are known to have links to certain terrorist organizations (cough cough al quaeda), and kill our women and children.

head of fbi: (after listening to primus song) les claypool is so right, we must do something about all these puppies, there starting to get out of hand.
unimportant fbi official: yes just the other day one of these "puppies" forced entry into my house and stole among other things, doggie treats, a leash, and a collar with diamonds around the 24 carrot gold name tag.
head of fbi: oh my god, this is much worse than i thought.

by rilesworth September 17, 2006

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A large breast.

Cor look at that, looks like a couple of puppies wrestling in a bag!

by eddie23 August 6, 2003

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means erected nipples all the time

gary has puppies

by iLovethe~boAby September 21, 2009

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Creatures so feeble that they chose to stop evolving and opted to rather be shepherded by a superior species. You think they love you, but don't be fooled..the second you pass out in the kitchen they're gunna eat your face and shit it out of their tiny exposed assholes...Just the belly spawn of curs and bitches..blasted out like a dump load of mulch on this earth before the runts are devoured by the mothers, while they're still wet with placenta. - puppies.

Person 1: "Look at those cute puppies..aren't they cute?"

Person 2: "no...*Recites above definition*"

by kappalamda August 7, 2014

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