Dick Psychic

Someone who can guess pretty accurately a guy's dick's characteristics just by looking at him or what his personality is like.

Someone who can almost accurately describe in details the thickness, length, size of balls, color of tip, and how hairy it is.
That girl over there? She's seen so many dicks, she's basically a dick psychic.
by dickpsycho March 11, 2019
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psychic protection

Psychic Protection is the art of using ones energy field to protect themselves and others. It is not limited to just people but can be used for items, places, and things.
I was feeling overwhelmed at the concert from all the energy going around, so i used my psychic protection to help me calm down.
by Wolfpack Healing December 16, 2018
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psychic limp

A personality defect, neurosis or phobia that interferes with someones ability to function normally.
Jane will never be able to have an honest relationship with anyone. Her dyfuntional family and upbringing has left her with a psychic limp.
by Nato22996 October 21, 2009
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Psychic Cumnection

When you cum simultaneously with the in the porn/your bro.
"It's like the way she stroked it just gave us this psychic cumnection." "...and though he was far across the city Tyrone knew that Jordy was ensconced in the same bliss he was, such is the nature of the psychic cumnection."
by Malty_wiring February 03, 2015
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Psychic Skidmarks

Damage to your psyche caused by an unusually large brain fart.
Bob forgot to get Betty Sue a present for her birthday and now he has to deal with the psychic skidmarks.

Bob was in bed with Betty Sue and he called her 'Raymundo' at the height of passion. He's been dealing with the psychic skidmarks ever since.
by thaitied July 12, 2007
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psychic parasite

A transdimensional being who thrives on the tears of small children. A meme with psychic ability that only exists in this universe through the minds of it's hosts. In a parallel universe these creatures are monstrous and disgusting.
Meth addiction is caused by psychic parasites.
by Benzadrilla March 28, 2019
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Hym "The (Psychic) Dictatorship of 'the people you SHOULD be listening to'. It's one large Tu Quoque fallacy. You can see it everywhere. All over YouTube. They don't just arbitrate what you should think or how you should behave... They also dictate 'Who should or should not be listened to.' YOU NEED TO BE TOLD THAT BY YOUR BETTERS APPARENTLY!

Literally 98% of the YouTubers "Don't listen to THEM! You don't even have to listen to ME... But you SHOULD be listening to ME IN ABSTRACTION as someone who WOULD say the things I WOULD SAY to reinforce my ideological presuppositions!"

Hym "See that? ☝️ THAT right there is something to watch out for..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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