poodangle

crap that hangs from your bung hole.

I got a poodangle. Let me go wipe it off using your face.

by Punkdewde September 28, 2003

Shooting The Poodle

Shooting The Poodle is a Yorkshire slang term for the female period.
The term is a metaphor comparing the absorption of period blood into the tampon with the absorption of blood into a poodles white fur as if the dog had been shot.

Kirsty's bad mood and quick temper was clearly a symptom of her poodle shooting!

Jess was late to work because she had sex while shooting the poodle, it was a messy affair.

by poodleshooter January 10, 2009

poodle wrestler

a poodle wrestler is someone that rises to very small challenges and overcomes them. Original from the lyrics of "Mr Apollo" by The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band.

Sorry, providing an example is just too challenging.

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

poodle paddy

(n) A pile of dog shit. Similar to lawn sausage.

I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.

by heptune June 15, 2006

poodle pop

a sexy man to whom you refer to in child-like terms in order to come across as sweet and cute

Barbie : hey poodle pop, how was your day?
Ken: just great baby, I missed you.

by kerry c September 11, 2006

poodle oiler

A rich snob.

Ugh, you're such a poodle oiler!

by Person who needs to share this April 28, 2009

Plood

Plastic wood; fake wood

Why do GM interiors use copious amounts of plood?

by Ihavetheanswers July 2, 2012