possum party

when a group of people climb into a tree and each finish a six pack of beer before they climb down.

Me and the bros fell out of an oak while at a possum party.

by B. Ruckulous August 15, 2011

patsuts

From Hebrew

It means someone who is high

Person to high friend: "dude are you patsuts?"

High friend: "haha yeah"

by White jackdaw August 25, 2018

bud posuer

somebody who says they smoke weed or act like a stoner, But in reality have never done pot and are probally to scared too.

hey man look at that kid he is such a bud posuer

by goooooogle bob September 4, 2006

rendering possums

The act of taking a particularly smelly shit, especially in a public restroom, leaving a stench that lasts for hours and forces others either to gag or to hold their breath until they exit the facility.

Damn! Someone's rendering possums in the men's room again. I couldn't even stay long enough to wash my hands.

by Decatur Thug April 25, 2016

alabama potluck

A party of at least 3 people engaged in sexual intercourse, where at least 2 members of the party are directly related. Alabama potlucks often consist of standard practices such as Alabama Hot Pockets, Alabama Iced Tea, Missionary, and Alabama Hot Chocolate. Nobody finishes.

Boss: Why is the floor all wet?
Gary: My cousin Brenda, Russel from accounting, and I held an Alabama Potluck yesterday evening. We accidentally spilled some of the Alabama Iced Tea.

by Mike Malek(y) October 6, 2017

Scrubbing out the possum hole

1. Vigorous vaginal intercourse; or
2. Douching after vigorous vaginal intercourse.

George: I was with Emma last night, scrubbing out the possum hole.
Emma: I had to scrub out the possum hole after last night with George.

by Willbro August 6, 2014

possum

Affectionate name and term of endearment for a loved one in relation to the cute Australian marsupial that is soft and lives in trees.

'Hello possum; Thankyou possum'

by Oxman08 March 4, 2008