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stocking the porcelain

Leaving some turds in the shitter for anyone just about to go in.
by JT October 4, 2004
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porcelain trumpet

the low pitch echoing sound which is heard when one expels gas while sitting firmly on the toilet. Most commonly found when the air between blast of fecal matter is released while having diarrhea.
I walked into that bathroom and the dude in the last stall was playing the porcelain trumpet like a pro.
by 010101010101010101010101 May 19, 2011
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Hugging Porcelain

To become so ill that one is forced to stay close to the toilet for long periods of time in order to vomit.
I got food poisoning at the restaurant and was hugging porcelain all night.
by Saint Savvy March 2, 2009
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porcelain touch

when you slap someone in the back while they are pissing in a urinal so hard, or with such a pinpointed force that they are cuaght in limbo and they weiner touches the porcelain, since it is out becuase of peeing.
dan-hey john are you happy
jim- porcelain touch say what
mike- *slap*
all- haaha we got ya( as johns "dick" touches the dirty herpes ridden urinal)
john- damn
mike- yea damn
jim- hahaaha
all- hahah yea samn
by john really brown June 13, 2006
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porcelain Challenge

A ticktock trend in where teens are taking their parents porcelain, grinding it up to snort it as if it was a drug.
Oh my god did you hear Dazai went to the hospital because he did the Porcelain Challenge!
by Trashrat3 October 2, 2022
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porcelain maid

A bisexual's wet dream
Person A: Who's porcelain maid?
Person B: A bisexual's wet dream
by MilfEnjoyer6969 May 13, 2023
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porcelain pit

a toilet, typically with great depth to contain splash water.
Hey, I like how the new porcelain pit has tall walls for even the nastiest of dumps.
by nero11 February 27, 2008
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