by JT October 4, 2004
Get the stocking the porcelainmug. the low pitch echoing sound which is heard when one expels gas while sitting firmly on the toilet. Most commonly found when the air between blast of fecal matter is released while having diarrhea.
I walked into that bathroom and the dude in the last stall was playing the porcelain trumpet like a pro.
by 010101010101010101010101 May 19, 2011
Get the porcelain trumpetmug. To become so ill that one is forced to stay close to the toilet for long periods of time in order to vomit.
by Saint Savvy March 2, 2009
Get the Hugging Porcelainmug. when you slap someone in the back while they are pissing in a urinal so hard, or with such a pinpointed force that they are cuaght in limbo and they weiner touches the porcelain, since it is out becuase of peeing.
dan-hey john are you happy
jim- porcelain touch say what
mike- *slap*
all- haaha we got ya( as johns "dick" touches the dirty herpes ridden urinal)
john- damn
mike- yea damn
jim- hahaaha
all- hahah yea samn
jim- porcelain touch say what
mike- *slap*
all- haaha we got ya( as johns "dick" touches the dirty herpes ridden urinal)
john- damn
mike- yea damn
jim- hahaaha
all- hahah yea samn
by john really brown June 13, 2006
Get the porcelain touchmug. The act of grabbing onto both sides of the toilet as if to life the toilet off the ground, to forcibly evacuate your bowels
by tonyamolly January 22, 2009
Get the porcelain pullmug. A ticktock trend in where teens are taking their parents porcelain, grinding it up to snort it as if it was a drug.
by Trashrat3 October 2, 2022
Get the porcelain Challengemug. Taking a piss in a public bathroom.
Joseph was talking to Gillian about the Mexicans who through used toilette paper on the floor at work. In the middle of the conversation, Joseph stood up and said: "I'll be right back I need to water the porcelain."
by Funzie January 30, 2014
Get the water the porcelainmug.