Pokémon

For people that exist this game is a reminder of the fact that anything can be a waifu or husbando
My favorite Pokémon to marry is….. all of them
by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022
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you put your finger in your ass and with it dirty you put it in your partners urethra
the man baby is about to perform a Pokémon on baby man
by AsH ketChUMs September 22, 2021
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That one amazing franchise i wasted all my money and childhood. If you play this for a living, you will get no bitches.
Sean: "Wow bro you wasted your childhood on Pokémon too?"
John: "Yeah, doesn't everyone?"
Sean: "Fuck it, I suppose everyone does- OMFG SHINY EEVEE FHJHFHJHFJHJFHJHFJHF"
by DisJointFever09 December 12, 2022
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When you poke people's mons
Imma do some Pokémon
by UltimateDoge June 20, 2022
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A video game made by Nintendo about stuffing cute animals into small balls called PokéBalls and forcing them to fight
"Bro i just got the new Pokémon game its so cool!"
by Average Internet Person June 19, 2022
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Demons that aren't good for christian kids
by ProfessionalRetard May 19, 2019
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A video game where you kidnap animals and force them to fight against their will.
I threw a Pokéball at the Pokémon Sprigatito.
by nishijezza October 19, 2023
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