Pokémon (species)

a group of supernatural organisms consisting of similar individuals capable of exchanging genes and interbreeding.

Professor 1: We're currently studying Pokémon (species)

Trainer: interesting

by Sainerr1 April 17, 2016

Pokemon Ho

Pokemon Ho: when it comes to sexually transmitted diseases, he/she's going to catch them all.

If you sleep with him/her, you better get checked out, he/she's a real Pokemon Ho.

by Tjfar67 July 22, 2016

Starter Pokemon

Refers to the Pokemon that you can start with in the mainline Pokemon games. You get to pick one of three of these Pokemon per game. All of them have a three-way evolutionary line. They are usually one of the strongest Pokemon introduced and they are usually one of the most commonly used Pokemon throughout the game and by other players. So far they have all been of the Grass, Fire, and Water type.

Which Pokemon did you pick for your Starter Pokemon?

by u_no_who_right June 3, 2010

poems

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sugas is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty, and so is your head!

That is a funny poem.

by blacks_jack March 26, 2004

Piemont's ridge

A specific anatomical region located between the anus and penis of a male. After the act of feces release, feces often collects in Piemont's ridge. Those oblivious to this fact will generally have a nasty butt region.

Girl: I gave John a rim job and it was great until my mouth grazed Piemont's ridge, after that my face was covered in shit.

Patrick: My butt has been itchy all day and it smells like crap.
Dan: You clearly didn't know to wipe Piemont's ridge.

by Koooch May 18, 2010

sex poem

A fun poem that gives you a very large boner.

"Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirts go up, pants go down, body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff stick it in, it goes in dry comes out wet, the longer it's in the stronger it gets, comes out dripping, starts to sag, Its what you think...its a teabag" thats a great sex poem

by guy who knows stuff May 27, 2012

Puni Puni Poemi

An anime so crazy that it need's ritalin. It is about a girl, Poemi Watanabe, A.K.A. Kobayashi a 10-year old girl with severe ADHD. Her girlfriend is Futaba Aasu. Futaba is Poemi's lesbian lover. Futaba also has seven sisters; ranging from preschool to near 30 years old. Poemi is also in love with an octipus named K-Kun

- Poemi Watanabe has the same behaviours as Lil' Jon but on a more severe level

= Her girlfriend Futaba Aasu has six other sisters

1. Hitomi 3
2. Mutsuki 15
3. Shii 18
4. Mitsuaru 22
5. Itsue 25
6. Nanase 28

by Le Mans June 30, 2005