english(pirate) language on facebook.

only the most ballin' thing ever. turns regular english into ol' pirate dialect. EVERYTHING is in pirate language. personal favorites are bewitched portraits(videos), find this pleasin' to the eye(like), month o' showers(april), be wheghin' in(commenting), bottled message(new message), grains o' sand(seconds), has gone ashore(signed off),one grog fest sighted(one event invite), shots o' rum,(minutes)livery bilge raps be sendin' ye news(updates)....... the list goes on.

this english(pirate) language on facebook. is hilarious! lol, i reported someone and it said "report this here landlubber t'Cap'n and make em walk the plank!"

by umwho'sthis? May 6, 2009

Pirates of Optimization

Noun, plural of Pirate of Optimization.
When a group of people come together to do a half-assed job of solving an optimization problem

"Did you see that shitty-assed Pareto of the CHP, Must have been the Pirates of Optimization."
"Yeah, those guys went to Doobie-U"
-Said while looking at the blue line

by decompresion December 21, 2008

Disgruntled pirate

to ejaculate in ones eye and thier reaction is to put their hand over the eye and scream "YAR!!!!!";

See Pookey-Tim

"She was going down on me and I pulled out and gave her the disgruntled pirate"

by Spunk Masta flex October 16, 2004

pirate smile

- transitive verb (Synonym - a roguish smile : a dishonest or immoral smile that causes trouble)
1 : A pirate's smile is a smile that will make you do anything. You know you're gonna do it, right, wrong, good, or bad you're gonna do it anyway.

2 : A smile that causes a person to do something just for the adventure or adrenalin rush with abandon (with abandon - 1 : An action done without concern or an action done carelessly/flippantly.)

3 : It's a smile that says, "I'm a nice person, but don't mess with me because I can be nasty if I have to."

When Angelica Teach flashed Captain Jack Sparrow her classic pirate smile across the room, he knew without even knowing her plan of escape that he was in it all the way, with abandon, for yet another great adventure.

by mjollnir59 February 15, 2015

Protective

Someone can/is be protective of you when they care about you and the way you feel. They don't want you to get hurt, and want to protect your feelings. A protective person is always there talk to, and to hear you out when you have a problem. They are the best kind of friend because you can always trust them. They always have your back. Try not to ever lose a friend if they are protective of you because that kind of friend is hard to ever find again. Having someone be protective over you is the best feeling in one of the best feelings in the world.

Boy- Hey! How are you feeling today? better than yesterday?

Girl- Yeah. I am feeling better. Thanks for caring and being protective of me. It means a lot to me.

(they hug)

by julialoveyaxo April 14, 2009

Bun Protector

An Aussie male is called a bun protector when he stops every other guy in the room from talking to a very available and very single girl.

No one can get a look in with that good sort with that bun protector hangin' around.

by wardswords November 29, 2016

Moonlight Pirates

Bros who meet up on Full moon evenings for Pirate cosplay.

Activities may include fencing each others peg legs, shivering each others timbers and definite ass play.

Evening ends when all participants have received a cum shot to one (or both) eyes. (Reminder to BYOE - Bring Your Own Eyepatch)

Hey did you see those Moonlight Pirates over there? Tighten your belts, clench your butt cheeks and avert eye contact!

by Ticklepickle32 April 30, 2020