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Internet Troll Personality Disorder (ITPD) is characterized by a persistent pattern of obstructing of on-topic discussion in online forums and comment threads. People afflicted with ITPD may purposefully present themselves as being inappropriately sexually provocative or racist. Often times they disingenuously express strong emotions with an impressionistic style, pretend to throw arbitrary tantrums, and never hesitate to contribute absurd, non-sequitur remarks at any perceived opportunity.

The etiology of ITPD is still being researched, but scholars agree that afflicted individuals usually enjoy some type of unfulfilling (and unsupervised) employment situation where they have access to computers with internet connections.
Guy #1: So Dean got fired?

Guy #2: Yeah, PLUS he's facing CRIMINAL charges of harassment by wire. You see, someone who Dean was harassing, via the internet, traced his IP address to one of our company's computers. So...

Guy #1: So, good 'ol Dean was bored at work all the time, and this is just another classic case of Internet Troll Personality Disorder, huh?
by Davey Gagunga April 26, 2011
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Personality of a Cereal Box

Refers to an individual's character that makes them appear bland and boring.
Derivation: Maybe originated from the idea of cereal being an everyday item thus making it uninteresting.
She's superfine but got the personality of a cereal box.
by Triple Vortex November 7, 2019
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personality like a 'can of dog food'

A subjective personality type where the individual looks boring, plain (and even unappealing) on the outside even when they try to put a fun spin on themselves (usually because they try too hard to be likable), then when you crack them open (depending on your personality type) you realize... they are actually a pretty gross on the inside. However there are other people who do like them a LOT for whatever reason (dogs), these individuals tend to flock to them immediately, either in defense of them or to basically eat them up, often offering some of the person's bullshit up to others who usually tell them either, 'I'm good' or 'eww, gross', to which they immediately take offense.
Dude, you should watch the Legend of Korra it is SO amazing.

Nah, Korra has a personality like a 'can of dog food'

Man, f*ck you, bro! Korra is awesome!
by Muttemor May 3, 2021
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Personality Zoned

This is when a person of either gender rejects you because you have the same personality as them.
Personality zoned. Example;
"I'm sorry, but we could never be.
You have the exact same personality as me."
by .osqueaker December 5, 2021
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Molotov Personality

A personality or state of mind where one is ready and willing to cause a great deal of (and likely excessive and/or destructive) problems with the right circumstances or situation.
Person 1: Dude, Steve has such a Molotov personality it's frightening.
Person 2: Yeah, I know. Don't get him started on politics or he might throw a table.
by TheDuckyOne October 18, 2012
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transient personality

Adjective: A transient personality is one that is ever changing and adapting. Transient personalities are not stable or static. They are not genuine. They can change on a whim depending on whom is near or perceived to be watching them or how much of a chameleon they must be to fit into the group they want to be a part of.

A Transient personality might become a die hard sports fan, for example, if his or her coworkers all have an excessive interest in sports.

Some of Charles Manson's Family might be considered transient in personality. A few of his female followers grew up attending church and singing in their choir. One graduated college and one was a Librarian's Assistant when she met Manson. However, all education, religion, and morals were tossed aside quickly when their transient personality shifted to Manson - like interests.

Transient personalities can also be seen in those who have borderline personality disorder or narcissistic personality disorder.

Transient personalities can be seen at work or school or church. Have you ever had a nice manager turn into a real by the book condescending jerk because upper management was watching him or her perform their job? Once their performance was no longer being scrutinized, they became that nice manager again. Or how about the people who preach and pray and sing in church or Sunday and then molest kids on Monday?

Fake people
My first impression of your father was that he was a warm, loving, and generous man, but after accidently bumping into him on the opposite side of the protest where he was wearing full KKK dress, I knew the warm and loving side of him was just a transient personality. There is nothing good about anyone who is involved with the KKK regardless of what our transient personality disordered President might say.
by Eisasocionarc December 18, 2017
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Nursicisstic Personality Disorder

-Excessive interest in or admiration of oneself due to one being a nurse.

-The belief that the nursing profession is the most important profession, and all other professions are inferior and do not contribute to healthcare as a whole.
-Selfishness, involving a sense of entitlement, a lack of empathy, and a need for admiration, as characterized by their nursing profession.
-Self-centeredness arising from failure to distinguish the self from their nursing profession, often the result of a mental disorder.

Related to Nursicissitic and Nurscissism
I think that Becky has Nursicisstic Personality Disorder. She's always such a bitch to everybody else just because she's a nurse.
by Berkleydog May 4, 2019
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