mormon purgatory

1. The place non-mormons go when they die while waiting for their baptism to enter mormon heaven.

So I was hitting it from behind with this mormon chick and I pull out and she says "You're going to hell for wasting your cum"
"No I'm going to mormon purgatory because I'm not mormon."

by Chronoshorse December 6, 2020

Teamnino (Derogatory)

A man who spouts nonsense at random topics at seemingly chaotic(chaos is just order that hasnt been found yet) order, a Teamnino (Derogatory) is usually short in height, but sometimes intelligent in the way that their jokes seem to have meaning behind them, but you'll never be able to see them.

"Man that guy was such a Teamnino (Derogatory) during class", "Yeah he was, i wonder whats behind that head of his"

by Jacob3799$ October 24, 2022

Goseph (Derogatory)

When you won't download Pokemon Masters EX and your friends decide to make fun of you

Friend: Download Pokemon Masters.
You: No.
Friend: Do it, Goseph (Derogatory).

by Whitebeard (Can we get much hi December 1, 2022

urine purgatory

The state in where you’re woken up by having to go pee but don’t want to get out of bed so you’re in between being asleep and being awake lying in bed having to pee and not getting out to go to the bathroom but also having a bad night’s sleep not being able to go back to bed.

“Why are you so tired?”
“I was up half the night trapped in urine purgatory”

by harleyk99 August 6, 2023

Beautiful purgatory

Beautiful purgatory conveys a sense of longing to move on from something while simultaneously cherishing its beauty and wanting it to last forever.

Standing atop the mountain peak, Emily experienced a beautiful purgatory—yearning for new adventures while wishing to freeze time and savor the enchanting view forever.

by Syfins June 30, 2023

Pre-Game Purgatory

When you pre-game to go to the bars, but everyone gets so intoxicated at the pre-game you can’t get everyone out the door.

“Were the bars busy last night?”

“I don’t know man, I got stuck in pre-game purgatory when I went to Chad’s.”

by JBeez__ April 14, 2020

pants purgatory

When you're trying to lose weight and your fat pants fall down, but your skinny pants don't fit yet. You're between pants. You're in pants purgatory.

"Yeah, I went to lunch today at Subway so I could get skinny like Jared. My pants fell down and I was hanging brain right there in line while I was picking out sandwich toppings. Being in pants purgatory sucks."

by jmstone32 December 31, 2011