Permafried

**Permafried**

*adjective*

A state in which one's brain is permanently impaired or "fried" due to excessive or reckless substance use, resulting in chronic mental fog, diminished cognitive function, or erratic behavior that persists indefinitely.

**Example**: After hitting those sketchy black market weed pens nonstop for months, Braden’s totally permafried—guy can barely string a sentence together now.

by Jxckkk May 12, 2025

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Germified

To become completely enveloped of germs. Making something germy all over. A combination of germaphobe and terrified, because they are covered in germs.

Abraham Lincoln, circa 1862. "I'm completely germified by this railroad operation, which has also covered me in germy rocks from all the poor people blowing up these here mountains." (obviously never said this.)

by Hooblin September 8, 2025

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Permafried

A person who's enjoyed alot of meth over a long period of time, and has literally cooked there brain.

Don't worry bout her bro, she's permafried.

Does she always ramble nonsense to her self? Yea cuz she's permafried

by Alex " big dick" Lewis January 5, 2026

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Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Water

A Philladelphian slang word for the kids from the suburbs in Pennsylvania who only drink purified water, because they’re too snobby for spicket water, which they call sink water. Also called MFLMPW

Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Waters are pathetic

by slingshot.aj July 16, 2019

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