Penetration Pendulum

Entering a man from behind while he is already balls deep in another man, then proceeding to thrust. Thus creating a testicular penetration pendulum.

I love orgies, but the real highlight is kyles balls hitting mine during the penetration pendulum.

by TotalistOfTitans May 12, 2021

Swing Dance Pendulum

A variant of the Slow Dance Chubby for those with more class. In addition to being a fun and awkward accessory, it keeps time quite well!

Partnered with the cutest girl in the class, I managed to make it halfway through "Sing, Sing, Sing" before the ol' Swing Dance Pendulum started up again.

by OminousT July 31, 2012

eternal penis pendulum

Contrary to the seemingly magnetic attraction of vaginas during scissoring, an eternal dick pendulum occurs through magnetic repulsion when attempting to "make the penises kiss."

You know why you rarely see tip tapping? The eternal penis pendulum effect.

by Ligachev March 3, 2017

Monday Body Percussion Warm up

A dumb song made by no other than the turd himself Richard Filz and here's the lyrics

MONDAY
HERE WE GO
LETS START EASY
LETS START SLOW

If there was one thing I would hate it would be the Monday Body Percussion Warm up!

by Erex69 March 21, 2022

perculator

is a type of dance.....

its time for the perculator! its time for the perculator!

by taline August 12, 2006

pendulum

A penis that has an extremely big head but skinny shaft. Pendulum Penii swing like a clock's pendulum when the possessor walks with a normal gait.

Man, did you see Jason in the locker room? He has a fucking pendulum between his legs. Every step it swung from 1 knee to the other.

by Shannon A. February 28, 2008

percussive maintenance

the art of beating the living crap out of something untill you can get it to work.

If at first it doesent work try percussive maintenance if it breaks it needed replaceing anyway

by Ben Pershouse January 8, 2006