eating pears

When you're playing skin flute and you get some on your tie.

Brett was eating pears, now he has jizz on his tie.

by Puntilla October 6, 2016

Pear pressure

Being stoned to death, but instead of using rocks you use pears.

Bobo: Did you hear about how the mob plans to kill the president?

Nomnom: Oh yeah, pear pressure.

Bobo: Dumb shithole deserves it.

by Elpresedante January 19, 2018

Callery Pear

A tree that has a very distinct smell of human cum. Can ruin anyones day if you get a whiff of it.

Bro I just smelled some callery pear tree. Now I’m hungry.

by GurbyGurb May 21, 2022

Grow a pear

To grow a pear is to start acting like a man and suck it up or get over it.

DUMPIE- she just broke up with me!
FRIEND- dude just grow a pear and suck it up.
OR:
BOYFRIEND- blah blah blah
PISSED GIRLFRIEND- listen, when you grow a pear call me back!

by Bball babe November 29, 2010

Prickly Pears

Basically a dude's scrotum in the open, cold air. The pubic hairs standing up resemble "pricks" on two pears.

(Two dudes in the shower)
Guy 1: Man the water's cold!
Guy 2: Yeah dude, I got prickly pears!

by AzN_Red August 17, 2016

Pear-shaped

very wrong, unrescuable.
'Pear-shaped' is an RAF euphemism for 'tits-up', which is itself a euphemism for 'dead'.
The Oxford dictionary definition cites an RAF source in 1983. I was an RAF pilot in 1983. The reason no-one will confirm the meaning officially is that it's rude, hence the rubbish about aerobatics. Loops that go wrong are egg-shaped, and have always been referred to as such.

Sorry chaps, tonight's session has gone pear-shaped. The bus is broken and 4 of the lads have been nabbed for night flying.

by Al Beback September 1, 2012

pear ass

when a girl wears high-waisted (mom) pants, thinking that they are cool, just because they are from urban outfitters, but really they just make their ass look really bad. and flat. going up the bottom of the crack. like a pear.

oh man, did you see that girl, those mom pants gave her a total pear ass?

dude, do these pants give me a pear ass?

by thesupposedjew December 29, 2008