PB and J 

Penis, Balls, and Jizz, a tasty treat.

All my dad gave me for lunch was a PB and J...

PB and J by Synister Spade March 14, 2019

PB and J 

To consume a pint and one beer then proceed to smoke a joint.

Mike: Hey you wanna get fucked up tonight?
Luke: I think I'm gonna go for a PB and J.
Mike: FUCK YA!!!

(Mike and luke then proceed to high five)

PB and J by ACIDPILLS October 20, 2008

pb n j

a secret way of saying porn infront a someone without them knowing. ( such as your parents)

" yo man lets go get some pb n j."

pb n j by ak harry March 18, 2005

PB AND J SANDWICH 

WHILE HAVING ANAL SEX WITH A HUMAN YOU REMOVE YOUR PENIS IN AN EXTREME FASHION WHICH CAUSES THE SAID HUMAN TO SHIT THEMSLEVES. YOU WERE PREPARED AND YOU HAVE TWO SLICES OF BREAD.....ONE WITH JELLEY ON IT. YOU CATCH THE SHIT ON THE OTHER SLICE OF BREAD....SLAP THEM TOGETHER....THROW THEM IN A BAGGIE AND GET BACK TO BUSINESS.

THAT SUCKS THAT MY DAD ATE MY LEFTOVER PB AND J SANDWICH.

PB AND J SANDWICH by HUGESET D February 5, 2009

PB n' J 

an acronym derived from the words "Prickass Buttmunch Jerkoff". Usage: when words fail to encapsulate the irritation factor of a certain individual. Ussually of a romantic interest gone awry.

"He's such a . . . what's the word? . . . Ah yes, PB n' J.

PB n' J by Aaron J May 12, 2006

PB and J 

When your on your period and have diarrhea at the same time.

Perrina: Omg girl i just made a PB and J in the school bathroom!!!
Lucy: Ew girl that’s nasty as fuck!!

PB and J by JacobBurger February 24, 2022

PB and J 

Where you insert a little tube into the tip of the penis, and pumping peanut butter and jelly through.

Hey Brad! Let me give you a PB and J! It’s only gonna hurt a little bit!

PB and J by Mr. Bending April 12, 2024