Parker

Can be a massive retarded person. Can be annoying and moves too fast in relationships . If i was you id never date a parker.

Girl 1: Who was that guy you just broke up with?
Girl 2: Oh thats parker hes retarded.

by kittykat200 April 10, 2019

parkering

When a bro puts a girl first. Doesn't abide by 'bros before hoes'

"is he really bailing on us?"
"Yeah, he's parkering us tonight. Fuck him"

by YellowStoned November 26, 2016

Parker

A man who tends to have a "horse" related phase, due to his abnormally sized schlong and huge physique, which often leads him to identify as one. A Parker has a heart of gold and isn't afraid to show you his horse mask he keeps in his garage. If you love horses and mahoosive Willie's, this man is perfect for you.

Person 1: Whos that idiot with the horse mask and the huge package?
Person 2: Thats just my mate Parker, I swear thats a snake down there, did you know he loves horses?

by DigBickSteven June 20, 2022

Parker

A fucking cancerous person who literally fucks your day right in the ass.

WOW !that kid is a fucking parker , always being annoying and shit.

by Linksor September 23, 2016

Parker

A fucking greedy, annoying, dumb ass bitch who’s life has no significance

Bruh I fucking hate Parker isn’t she such a fucking greedy ass prick

by Katana gang January 21, 2019

Parker

A goofy name

Boy that Parker sure has a goofy name

by Ohdale July 15, 2017

parkers

Pain in the ass people who park their carts in the grocery aisle and talk, getting in everyone's way. Especially annoying to employees trying to stock that area.

Damn, I wish those parkers would get out of the way so I can get these potatoes filled.

by kkat:) April 21, 2011