Ho parade

Any event where three or more girls of less than reputable status will be present.

Yo, you going to the ho parade Saturday? I heard EVERYONE is going to get laid.

by KmartTerrorist June 24, 2010

wank parade

Wanking more than 3 times in night, usually while maintaining nudity.

Last Thursday i was bored while home alone so i decided to have a wank parade to pass time

by stuy.bee November 22, 2010

boogie parade

means goin 2 a part-tayyyyy!

Claud says: "Hey Hammy ya wanna go to a boogie parade?"

Hammy says: "Yeh Claud lets go and boogie parade the night away!"

by Philster! June 3, 2010

happy parade

A parade exhibiting happy people carrying rainbowed flags. Sometimes the boys kiss other boys and the girls kiss other girls.

My daddy went to the happy parade.

by Maenta June 30, 2008

Parade Horse

A person that we call like a parade horse, has the behavior of being proud no matter what the circumstances, shits when and wherever they want to, and doesnt worry about anything, because someone else will come by and clean it up. Just like a parade horse in a parade. It is a Brazilian saying, but a very good one that fits many people.

My boss is just like a parade horse, doesnt worry about anything and lets others clean up his mess, and proud to do it.

by shaw1188 December 6, 2014

Pat's Parade

An excessive celebration thrown over the achievement of an unearned goal obtained by false means that only a minority of the population accept as legitimate

Example 1: After being down by 20 points during a pickup basketball game, the person announced "this point wins the game!" After said announcement, the person charged at the hoop, sank a layup, and roared in "victory". He then marched around the gym like a bafoon while everyone in the gym watched his Pat's Parade in disgust.
Example 2: After Judge Berman allowed Brady to escape his, what seemed at the time to be, his inevitable punishment, Patriots fans joined together in mass unison in to form a Pat's Parade that rivaled the gathering in Jonestown. If only it had the same result.

by KPeffin'YourMom October 19, 2015

parade head

Someone with a giant head.

Harvey: Look at that chick on the halftime show interviewing players.

Carl: Yes, she looks like she could be in the Thanksgiving Day parade on a float.
Harvey: Yes, she has a real parade head.

by cut the cards January 18, 2023