pants

1.something you shit in when you're little
2.spend your teens trying not to wear for sexual purposes
3.spend your middle age using them to hold everything in
4.spend your old age being wet

by pesimist August 22, 2003

Pants

What men can't wait to take off when with a hot girl.

Girl: Let's go to my place.

Guy: I'll take off my pants.

by Hall and Oates June 30, 2011

pants

article of clothing commonly worn around the hips and down the legs; fun game involving a Harry Potter book and a few shots of whiskey

I got a pair of pants yeserday.
Lupin slowly lowered his pants, looking directly at Black.

by IDidntHaveOne and HeyItsMeClaire April 04, 2003

pants

Both sides of the adjective spectrum.
Can be awesome, great, horrible, disgusting.

"My test scores were pants man!"
"Really!"
"Yeah, that test was so easy!"


"That movie was pants..."
"Yeah, I didnt want to go either."

by John Weisgerber August 09, 2008

Pants

The one thing preventing your freedom

Where are my pants?

by Mankest of Demes April 11, 2017

pants

not very good,a load of rubbish

your haircut is pants. you are pants at football.you are talking pants

by dcarey June 09, 2006

Pants

A FEMALE who is extremely controlling. A female who is overbearing and aggressive in every situation, even those that have little or no relevance to her at all. Bossy, domineering and somewhat manly!!

"W-O-W she really wears the Pants.."

"no she IS PANTS!!"

by cupcakeSDF April 09, 2010