pandora's lube bottle

When you find the best porn of mankind and you can't stop jerking off

Guy 1 : dude I just opened pandora's lube bottle, this is hot as fuck

Guy 2 : can you stop talking about jerking off?

by I_eat_beans_bruh August 15, 2025

Pandora’s Snatch

A woman that is both loose and slutty.

There was a faint taste of Doritos in her undies. I mustn’t have been the only one to open up Pandora’s snatch today.

by FudgeCycle69 June 17, 2022

Pandora Rosier

Pandora Rosier is quite literally the most perfect human being. She’s Evan Rosier’s sister and Pandora Lovegood’s mother. She’s the perfect amount of crazy and caring. she is also my wife

Person A: You know who my wife is?
Person B: Me?
Person A: fuck no. Pandora Rosier

by Uhhhhhhhhhhh bcjr’s boyfriend February 18, 2025

Pandora Wars

A game in which you and your friends play different stations on Pandora.com

It's all about having fun and finding new music.

Person 1: Hey you want to play Pandora Wars?

Person 2: I like Spotify Wars more.

Person 1: Hey as long as good music is being played, that's all that matters!

by InterstellerEndeavor395 June 20, 2018

Pandora's Balls

(Noun): When you're at the urinal, and your "undercarriage" or "berries" are simply too big to get out of the zipper of your pants, but you get them out anyway - thus "Pandora's Balls" have been released and cannot easily be put back where they came from.

Both at urinal
Steve: Holy shit man! You've unleashed Pandora's Balls!!! Do you need me to call the Paramedics??
Rick: NO! it is I alone who must live with and rectify this cruel fate!

by ronckheim st. bibbins May 22, 2025

Pandora Lovegood

An absolute sweetheart who is incredibly smart and thoughtful. They are a seer who happens to use that to trick her loved ones (in the most caring way possible).

Pandora Lovegood is an absolute gem and an honorary slytherin.

by Cranberries July 23, 2022

Pandora

A loli with god powers.

She is considered on of the most overpowered characters in ReZero and the main antagonist

"Do you know Pandora from ReZero?"
"The overpowered loli?"
"Yeah, the slut that has GodMode"

by CulturedReZeroFan June 9, 2021