by Big Hugh Jardon May 25, 2009
A 90's Japanese car used for private hire or Hackney that is cherished by Indians and Pakistanis, usually a Toyota Carina-E or old Avensis that has covered 300,000 miles and battered to hell.
They will usually be full of clutter, have vile seat covers, stink of piss and vomit, have a bent MOT and be totally unroadworthy - purchased on Ebay for £100.
They will always turn up late and never ring the doorbell, choosing to blast their horns outside instead.
They will always rip you off, especially if its Saturday night 2.00 am in Manchester City Centre and you are pissed up after a night on the beer. They always chatter away on their CB Radios in Punjabi / Gudjurati / Hindi etc and have Bhangra playing on the tape deck.
They will usually be full of clutter, have vile seat covers, stink of piss and vomit, have a bent MOT and be totally unroadworthy - purchased on Ebay for £100.
They will always turn up late and never ring the doorbell, choosing to blast their horns outside instead.
They will always rip you off, especially if its Saturday night 2.00 am in Manchester City Centre and you are pissed up after a night on the beer. They always chatter away on their CB Radios in Punjabi / Gudjurati / Hindi etc and have Bhangra playing on the tape deck.
Whats that awful noise - its a paki's taxi with a blown exhaust! - £20 quid to the end of the street - I'll get the bus it'll be more comfortable and quieter!
by stevie-J August 25, 2007
by Knoxy1690 February 12, 2007
by wee wee cwosaint January 22, 2019
An abbreviated washing session, covering only the genitals and anal region...in order to "freshen up" in a hurry.
"There wasn't enough time to get Sandra's stank off my cock, so I just took a Paki-bath before my date with Sue."
by teknojack March 4, 2008
"That swarthy construction worker just Paki Smashed my bathroom."
"I need to paki-smash this bitch" (Applebees)
"I need to paki-smash this bitch" (Applebees)
by RonnieRules October 20, 2009