gary has puppies
by iLovethe~boAby September 14, 2009
Creatures so feeble that they chose to stop evolving and opted to rather be shepherded by a superior species. You think they love you, but don't be fooled..the second you pass out in the kitchen they're gunna eat your face and shit it out of their tiny exposed assholes...Just the belly spawn of curs and bitches..blasted out like a dump load of mulch on this earth before the runts are devoured by the mothers, while they're still wet with placenta. - puppies.
Person 1: "Look at those cute puppies..aren't they cute?"
Person 2: "no...*Recites above definition*"
Person 2: "no...*Recites above definition*"
by kappalamda August 07, 2014
by Calvin Yoshiwaza January 14, 2008
by 313 September 08, 2004
by Puppy April 02, 2005
A doggo with big floppy ears and a sizeable cock. Must be 5 years old or below and have a beard. They are oortius (cute)
and awesome.
and awesome.
by The Puppis Penis October 25, 2018
by sparklefarey October 10, 2010