stocking the porcelain

Leaving some turds in the shitter for anyone just about to go in.

'I've been busy stocking the porcelain

by JT October 4, 2004

porcelain trumpet

the low pitch echoing sound which is heard when one expels gas while sitting firmly on the toilet. Most commonly found when the air between blast of fecal matter is released while having diarrhea.

I walked into that bathroom and the dude in the last stall was playing the porcelain trumpet like a pro.

by 010101010101010101010101 May 19, 2011

Hugging Porcelain

To become so ill that one is forced to stay close to the toilet for long periods of time in order to vomit.

I got food poisoning at the restaurant and was hugging porcelain all night.

by Saint Savvy March 2, 2009

porcelain touch

when you slap someone in the back while they are pissing in a urinal so hard, or with such a pinpointed force that they are cuaght in limbo and they weiner touches the porcelain, since it is out becuase of peeing.

dan-hey john are you happy
jim- porcelain touch say what
mike- *slap*
all- haaha we got ya( as johns "dick" touches the dirty herpes ridden urinal)
john- damn
mike- yea damn
jim- hahaaha
all- hahah yea samn

by john really brown June 13, 2006

porcelain maid

A bisexual's wet dream

Person A: Who's porcelain maid?
Person B: A bisexual's wet dream

by MilfEnjoyer6969 May 13, 2023

porcelain pit

a toilet, typically with great depth to contain splash water.

Hey, I like how the new porcelain pit has tall walls for even the nastiest of dumps.

by nero11 February 27, 2008

porcelain butterfly

What is the anorexia nervosa, pro- anorexia and pro-ana's slang The meaning of Butterflies' world Anorexia nervosa- an eating disorder characterized by irrational fear of putting on weight. Usually involves an excessive weight- loss.
Porcelain Butterflies- group of girls who join the Internet forums or lead blogs connected with Anorexia disease. They promote Anorexia or Bulimia as a life- style. - Being thin is more important than being healthy Pro- ana's ways of support Next to the skinny problem, media creates a new canon of beauty.

Ana is tall, tanned and slim with long legs and slender body. She is such a porcelain butterfly!

by porcelainarmor April 14, 2017