bat poes

a true ass hole, bat poes came about when some friends where drinking government vodka and decided that it would be a good term for a douche bag.

also used when someone does something untoward
did you hear mark got with kevins sister last night?

what a bat poes
by agentk666 April 1, 2010
mugGet the bat poesmug.

poe's lawl

The hilarious experience of watching someone interact with a satire but clearly not get it even though it may be an obvious satire.

To the person in question the satire may seem to be the real thing and thus be a case of poe's law. However, to others the satire may seem entirely obvious and they are having a laugh about it. This laugh is poe's lawl.
You ever read some of the comments on the Marijuana makes you violent facebook page? Poe's lawl all up in the comments section.
by tea dog November 3, 2013
mugGet the poe's lawlmug.

dirty poe

When you take a froot roll up dipped in buffalo sauce wrapped around the shaft and the woman sucks it off in a handstand.
My dick is burning, my girl gave me a dirty poe last night.
by cheyenne-elise February 15, 2022
mugGet the dirty poemug.

Step-Poe

When Edgar Allen Poe had sex with his 13 year old step cousin at the age of 27
Ugh... What are you doing, Step-Poe!
by DarkCriptix July 15, 2021
mugGet the Step-Poemug.

Harley Poe

The hottest man ever that makes the best music ever
Man harley poe is so hot and awesome
by nananananan schlurrrppp September 6, 2023
mugGet the Harley Poemug.

Poe hoe

Someone that is the hoe of Poe. Can be used as both a gardening tool and a woman simultaneously. Found all over Poe in the boat
Nate: what do you think of my Poe hoe? She’s all over me.
Pimp: Uh, congratulations... you got yourself a real Radhika there
by Loolooslaps June 8, 2020
mugGet the Poe hoemug.

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