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Pelican Board

An internet forum for pelicans where they can discuss serious subjects such as the human disturbance of their nesting colonies, mortalities resulting from being caught on fish hooks or entangled in monofilament line or share more light-hearted anectdotes (which mostly involve fish). They also use it to arrange illegal pelican raves and post blurry pictures of their delicately built lower jaws that consist of two thin and weakly articulated bones from which their pouches hang.
In real life Bill the penguin was an unassuming geek but on The Pelican Board he was an unassuming geek that knew the URL of Google and how to copy and paste.
by Tooly Towers September 5, 2003
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Pelican Board

A collection of all the most important pelicans
If your a double hard pelican or you can body-pop (and your a pelican) then you should definitely be on the pelican board
by Chinny September 3, 2003
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pelican poo-pellets

Sno-Caps candy, those little dark chocolate wafers covered with tiny white orbs, so named due to their resemblence to bird crap. Sold in every movie theater and drive-in on the planet.

Not to be confused with Gerbil Turds.
Yo, Bro, when you go to the snack bar, get me a Zahwedge and a box of pelican poo-pellets.
by Wuffageeter May 25, 2007
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pelican rex

a pelican that flies away on jurassic park but is mistaken for a pteryaldactyl..therefore its a pelican rex!
Taylor:oh shit the dinosaurs got out!

Jordan:haha no they're pelicans

Taylor:What noway!

Jordan:they must be pelican rexs'
by p-rex-inator December 3, 2009
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pelican face

Someone with a large nose and very long chin.
To basic white girl: "Get your large nose, long chin, stupid ass pelican face outta here."
by Ani Externus August 10, 2016
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Pelican Board

A board that you attach pelicans to.
Kez was tired of chatting on IRC so she went and nailed some pelicans to the pelican board instead.
by ToolyTowers September 1, 2003
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Pelican Kissing

Sharing vomit with your partner as part of a sexual encounter.
Pelican Kissing is an example of tasteless sex
by Thrutch January 12, 2009
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