Pear-betes

A disease on a person in which the stomach region hangs out further then the chest. The name comes from looking like a pear (fat down bottom, thinner up top). Pear-betes is more common in men.

Someone who is over-wieght may suffer from Pear-betes, unless of course they have man boobs that hang over there big stomach. Symptoms of Pear-betes is almost the same as being over-weight, excesscive eating and sweating just to name a couple.

by john technics December 23, 2009

eating pears

When you're playing skin flute and you get some on your tie.

Brett was eating pears, now he has jizz on his tie.

by Puntilla February 03, 2016

Pear-y

a pear-shaped body

Dude, you're pear-y like Homer Simpson hahahahah!!!

by PrimeMJ November 27, 2013

Peaches & Pears

Being in a state of absolute awareness while evrybody else around you is dead tired.

David: Forgive me for screwing up it's like 4:30 in the morning.
Bill: Speak for yourself I'm all Peaches & Pears over here.

by Bystander Bill May 09, 2013

Grow a pear

To grow a pear is to start acting like a man and suck it up or get over it.

DUMPIE- she just broke up with me!
FRIEND- dude just grow a pear and suck it up.
OR:
BOYFRIEND- blah blah blah
PISSED GIRLFRIEND- listen, when you grow a pear call me back!

by Bball babe November 26, 2010

Prickly Pears

Basically a dude's scrotum in the open, cold air. The pubic hairs standing up resemble "pricks" on two pears.

(Two dudes in the shower)
Guy 1: Man the water's cold!
Guy 2: Yeah dude, I got prickly pears!

by AzN_Red August 18, 2016

Pear-shaped

very wrong, unrescuable.
'Pear-shaped' is an RAF euphemism for 'tits-up', which is itself a euphemism for 'dead'.
The Oxford dictionary definition cites an RAF source in 1983. I was an RAF pilot in 1983. The reason no-one will confirm the meaning officially is that it's rude, hence the rubbish about aerobatics. Loops that go wrong are egg-shaped, and have always been referred to as such.

Sorry chaps, tonight's session has gone pear-shaped. The bus is broken and 4 of the lads have been nabbed for night flying.

by Al Beback April 05, 2012