Paedo-Fish

paedophile fish , a human with a fish mouth that sexually harasses 7 th graders.

guy #1 : Dude did you see that Paedo-Fish

guy#2 : dip shit that was just jenna and anna

by G-Nay :D May 1, 2010

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upside down peacock tango

only the greatest sex position yet to be created in your head...

hey let's go upside down peacock tango
what's that?
guess it'll be a surprise for both of us...

by nympho123 June 17, 2010

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Peadofenimal • Peado • peadophilia • Peadofile • Peadomanimal • Peadophile • peadosmile • Peado fantasist • Peado Fc • Peadobear

Electronic or analogue device similar in function to a Pedometer but keeps a measurement/record of the number of children molested, assulted or sexually used by a paedophile at any one time when in use.

Johhny was unsure of the number of kiddies he'd molested until he checked the count on his paedometer

by Digital-Prozac February 3, 2005

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padoo

A lizard catcher, redneck. Typically found in South Louisiana.

Go put some shoes on, you look like a padoo.

by Dustin7777 April 20, 2008

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Dude Peacock

A heterosexual man who is so extraordinarily secure with his own self-image that he prone to flaunting his Deep V Neck wardrobe choices at social gatherings. Preferably, this man wears a V neck in a shade found on the aquamarine color wheel; to that end, a nice turquoise V never fails to suffice. And, by engaging in said deep V flaunting, this man unwittingly garners much same-sex attention, i.e. long second looks from other dudes, primarily those of the homosexual persuasion.

Dude, on the real, Zach is SO serious about those V necks yo! Look how he be lovin' that shit so much he's like the poster child for Dude Peacock. Let's give Ken his digits and take that turqoise-v-neck-wearin' mothafucker to school for a lesson.

by Rion & The Fond (c/o Swell) August 12, 2010

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