Peaches & Pears

Being in a state of absolute awareness while evrybody else around you is dead tired.

David: Forgive me for screwing up it's like 4:30 in the morning.
Bill: Speak for yourself I'm all Peaches & Pears over here.

by Bystander Bill May 9, 2013

Slippery Peaches

The feeling of a sweaty ballsack after riding in any sort of vehicle for an extended period of time.

Friend 1: Wow that was one hot car ride!

Friend 2: Yeah, I've got some serious Slippery Peaches going on right now!

by g-spothole September 12, 2009

Hopeless Peaches

Our Lord and savior from the peach dimension

Would you like to talk about our Lord and savior, Hopeless Peaches?

by ChonkyChinchilla June 19, 2021

Butter Poached Lobster

Sex Move:

"When you nut in a butt and they fart while your dick is in there."

"I like when my Butter Poached Lobster served warm."

by llamasutra November 25, 2021

whiskey peachey

Alpha Dog Starter Drink, 1 shot of whiskey and 3 shot of Peach Margarita.

Him: Bro, he had Whiskey Peachey to get the night started.
Her: Whiskey Peachey got his pull game strong!

by Hedge Fund God December 26, 2021

dirty lovely peaches

When your Coochie stinks so bad that your eyes water and you feel like you are going to puke

I was eating and I had a dirty lovely peaches and I can still smell that shit.

by girlboss queen April 15, 2020

peaches

a girl who is so sweet like peaches

I'm gonna call her peaches, because she is sweet like peaches

by jelly bean 123 February 21, 2009