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paris hilton 

world class skank. the song describes her best.

"miss hilton, she likes to give a trillion fucks,
for that we get the feeling you'd pay us a couple of bucks,
miss hilton, we like the way you push, heave and slide."
refer to one night in paris video.

Tera Patrick Seems Like mother Teresa when compared to Paris Hilton.
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Paris Hilton 

Quasi-Sentinent being placed on Earth to make Nicole Richie appear to be a great actress
Paris Hilton: "Nicole is not my fried."
CUT! Take two!
Paris Hilton: "Nicole is not my fiend."
CUT! Take three!
Paris Hilton: "Nicholas is not my friend."
CUT! Take four!
Paris Hilton: "Nicole is my friend."
CUT! Take five!
Paris Hilton: "Nicole is my not friend."
CUT! Dub it. Can I have sex with you?
Paris Hilton: "Totally!"
Paris Hilton by Xriva April 13, 2006

Paris Hilton 

a skinny ugly rich bitch who don't deserve anything she got
Paris Hilton by Long John November 18, 2003

Paris Hilton 

shes the one who caused the credit crunch... yeah the crunch on her bird bones...urghh minger you cannot look on google without her sucking some guy off- hey lets go push her in a landfill...do us all a favour.
guy 1: hey i really like that paris bird...
guy 2: litterally bird?
guy 1: like you know paris hilton?
guy 2: shes a human?! i thought she was a emu....

Paris Hilton 

A common white trash just like Palin or the Cake Fart Girl (Lisa Wogen), who use a body part other than their brains to become a me-me sensation. Just like the other two, won't miss any opportunity to embarrass themselves for a pinch of publicity.
Paris Hilton is a typical example of what's wrong with American celebrity culture. She epitomizes it alongside with Sarah Palin and Lisa ("Cake Fart") Wogen.
Paris Hilton by DonDonRama December 20, 2010

paris hilton 

The lowest form of american culture. Claims to have copywrited the phrase "that's hot" and is making thousands off of apparel and other things with that phrase on it.

Can be described in one word:
"Eww"
Quick! Someone copywrite "THATS COOL" before winter wear comes out!!

Paris Hilton is famous for NOO reason! Rich people suck ass
paris hilton by AbbeyAbbeyAbbey December 28, 2005

paris hilton 

i dont know if she realises, but everyone hates her.
haha.

she is ugly, trashy, spoilt, rude and disgusting.

she doesn't seem to have the mental capacity to say anything interesting, so the only thing that seems to come out of her ugly pigeon-like mouth is 'That's hot!'. Yawn.

Oh, and she also thinks that everyone is jealous of her.
Er.. is she delusional?
person 1: hey, did you see paris hilton's new music video?
person 2: haha, she made a music video??! thats a change from the normal type of video she makes
person 3: haha, does she think she can sing?
person 4: haha! she's ugly.
paris hilton by yesiloveyou June 15, 2006