Pandamized

To be sodomized by panda

Corey was acceptingly surprised when he was pandamized at the Furry convention!

by GoobleGobble1ofus May 12, 2015

Panda Sex

Panda Sex is defined as the act of having sex with a fat asian woman.

Jake: You like fat asian woman?

Edwin: Yeah I love me some Panda Sex

I had some crazy Panda Sex last night.

by JakeTheChild October 28, 2015

Porch Panda

Someone who is half Asian, half black.

From porch monkey and panda

"That lazy porch panda, Li Hong Shabazz, just hangs around the projects playing his damn violin!"

by Swamp Ninja August 22, 2004

Sand Panda

An over weight middle eastern homosexual male

"You see that sand panda in the corner? He is so checking you out."

by Kayke July 8, 2010

Panda

a retarded fucking song by some bitch that sounds like future, but really isnt
and people only like it for the beat because the beat is fire af, but the lyrics need google translate and jesus.

*Loud ass bitch in the background that sounds like he killing every fucking body*

Bitch that sounds like future: "Panda panda panda panda. I got broads in atlanta, fjjhhetiydbfimhgct...."

by Fxxk it May 11, 2016

pandamal

1. (n) The animal commonly known as a panda.

2. (n) Something embodying characteristics of a panda; endangered, passive, celibate, not concerned with own species' survival.

3. (adj) pandamally In a manner alike or reminiscent of a panda.

Stop being such a damn pandamal and have some sex!

You're such a party pandamal. It's no fun to go out with you.

Motocross is fun to watch, but don't you find it a bit pandamal?

Your pandamal magnetism is why you're not getting laid.

by BKDay December 10, 2010

panda pounder

A white man who explicitly dates/fucks asian chicks.

"Hey bro, do you know Nick?"
"Black-Nick?"
"Nah, regular Nick."
"Oh yeah, that bitch always got a chink on his dick. Fucking panda pounder needs to get his head of the rice bowl."

by Jiggaboo Jumbalaya June 18, 2015