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New Orlean Saints

Absolute chokers in the playoffs. Allow 30 yard TD's with 7 seconds left
The New Orlean Saints choked a 1 point lead against the Vikings in the playoffs
by cancercakes January 14, 2018
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New Orleans Hornets

Guy 1: Have you seen the New Orleans Hornets face the San Antonio Spurs last night?
Guy 2: Yeah!! I saw Chris Paul face Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, Manu Ginobili and the rest of the Spurs!!
by cp3fan November 10, 2010
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New Orleans handshake

Propensity for a woman to willingly show their breasts when drinking. Attributed to the fact that women usually show their breasts when handed beads at Mardi Gras
After a few drinks, Melinda tends to greet new boys with a New Orleans handshake...beads or not!
by gbl2002 November 7, 2013
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New Orleans Facial

A deviant sexual technique involving a male and a female.

The male cums on the female's neck so that a pearl necklace is achieved, mimicking a set of Mardi Gras beads. Next, the male vomits on the females face.

Ingest Hurricanes prior to performance of the technique for more New Orleans flavor!
That girl is beyond a freak! She wanted me to give her the ol' New Orleans Facial! Now, I've gotta change my sheets, but it was the best sex of my life!
by Visionary of Sexual Deviance January 2, 2010
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new orleans saints

A form of oral sex provided at an Asian massage parlor.
The New Orleans Saints suck more than an Asian massage parlor.
by wnynot March 4, 2016
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New Orleans Train

An act which involves a train of guys separating the butt cheeks of a woman and taking a dump inside. Possibly having sex with it? That would turn it into a "Rusty Nail" or a "Dirty Piston", which ever name you choose. You would be a fool not to.
"We gave the New Orleans train all night but I had to get off at the dirty piston."
by jpop1000 October 23, 2014
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