gary has puppies
by iLovethe~boAby September 21, 2009
Get the puppies mug.Creatures so feeble that they chose to stop evolving and opted to rather be shepherded by a superior species. You think they love you, but don't be fooled..the second you pass out in the kitchen they're gunna eat your face and shit it out of their tiny exposed assholes...Just the belly spawn of curs and bitches..blasted out like a dump load of mulch on this earth before the runts are devoured by the mothers, while they're still wet with placenta. - puppies.
Person 1: "Look at those cute puppies..aren't they cute?"
Person 2: "no...*Recites above definition*"
Person 2: "no...*Recites above definition*"
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Get the puppy mug.A doggo with big floppy ears and a sizeable cock. Must be 5 years old or below and have a beard. They are oortius (cute)
and awesome.
and awesome.
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