Dirty Obardi

An attack where you slap the opponent with your penis and then proceed to place both of your testicles into their eyeballs.

Hey dude I’m going to hit you with my dirty obardi.

by BigStevenFiddler June 14, 2024

Karsten Obarski

Karsten Obarski (handle Obi) was a German composer at reLINE Software, a video game development company. Karsten is most famous for writing the first tracker for the Amiga, the Ultimate Soundtracker. Later famous trackers such as ProTracker are based on Ultimate Soundtracker's interface and file format. Soundtracker is a piece of software that allowed for four-channel hardware mixing on all Amiga computers.

Joe: I wonder who's the creator of the first tracker for the Amiga?
I don't want to give this person a name: It's the Ultimate soundtracker by Karsten Obarski
Joe: Okay

by 933 August 14, 2025

the Alighty Ollar

Homer Simpson's failed attempt at folding the Mad Magazine Fold-In

Question: What higher power do TV evangelists worship?

Real Answer: The Almighty Dollar

Homer's Failed Fold: The Alighty Ollar

The Alighty Ollar? Oh I get it!

by TornadoGordo April 18, 2018