mass or gas

the game played when one does not know the rumblings of the colon ismass or gas. one can choose mass, and tighten the sphincter and wait to go to a safe location or one can choose gas and releasing the floodgates, thus either farting or shitting their pants. months of ridicule may ensue as well as violence if done on a road trip

I was on my way to phoenix and the rest stop was closed so i decided to play mass or gas. i lost and shit my pants.

by tubanerd2007 March 29, 2010

so fuckin’ organic

A politically incorrect and quite frankly insensitive way of saying that someone is suffering with dementia.

Well yes, I’m afraid he’s gotten to the point of being so fuckin’ organic that he says he’s gonna vote for Caitlyn Jenner for Governor of California!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 5, 2021

Orgasm

An indescribable feeling, but an amazing one. It usually causes one to move their bodies quickly because the feeling is so intense. May also cause squeezing hands or moaning. They can take awhile but are more than worth the wait.

That sex was the best, especially after having an orgasm a few times.

by Sunshine92 February 4, 2009

Olgasm

An incredible orgasm during sex with a girl named Olga.

"Dude, last night I had an Olgasm."

by pizzaa19 February 3, 2010

orgasm

The meaning of life.

by Oprah February 21, 2003

Omgasm

Operation Mindfuck: Golden Apple Seed Mission. Using jakes, random acts of weirdness, completely unexpected actions and bizarre practical jokes to blow minds. A holy Discordian mission.

Includes Abbygasm, Bookgasm, Colbertgasm, Erister Egg Hunt or EggGASM, Litgasm, Mileygasm, and more including Gasm Gasm.

Also what a Discordian American Princess has when she successfully completes such a mission and climaxes.

Oh My Goddess! I just Jaked our principal and OMG OMG OMG OMGASM!

by Lord Tolstoy January 20, 2009

orgasm tax

Sex with a prostitute

Tom.

How much did she charge for sex,

Chad
£30

Tom
That's nothing but orgasm tax,

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015