choking the oompa loompa 

another way of saying 'jacking off' or masturbating

Dude, I got in so much shit yesterday. My parents got back from their trip earlier than expected and caught me choking the oompa loompa in the living room while watching some porn. It sucked.

choking the oompa loompa by jeiarr December 25, 2008

Purple Oompa Loompa 

When you fuck him so hard his weenie turns purple. After this occurs, the only solution is to be drowned in cum.
Usually happens with girls names Taloulou

“Have you seen taloulou”
“Nah, she probably drowned in cum”
Chad enters...
“Hey chad, have you seen that stripper taloulou?”
“Yeah, she gave me the purple Oompa Loompa last night! 😉”

Purple Oompa Loompa by Tam tam buttlicker October 24, 2019

chubby oompa loompa

What Bruno Mars calls himself. All of the Hooligans thinks he’s delusional. He is by no means chubby. He’s short so that’s where “Oompa Loompa” comes in.

Hooligans: take ur shirt off Brunoooo
Bruno Mars: no! I’m a chubby Oompa Loompa! Let me be fat and happy!
Hooligans: ur not fat shut up Bruno

chubby oompa loompa by Hooligan4life October 12, 2017

The Tallest Oompa Loompa 

When someone tends to stand out in the crowd. Usually not in a good way.

Man. You can literally see Tyler’s fucking forehead over this crowd. The tallest oompa loompa right there I think.

The Tallest Oompa Loompa by Avery Doddles March 23, 2022

Being an Oompa Loompa 

Bein an Oompa Loompa means that you share a fate with them. The fate of never ending labour that carries on until death.

You can also be "Oompa Loompa"-ed which means that one has been forced into his dire situation

Normally it is used in a humorous manner, mostly in a Videogame context. To mean that someone has totally outplayed and annihilated another person.

Other common spellings include "Oompa Loompa'ed" "Oompa Loompa-ed" "Oompa Loompaed"

A: What have you died to?
B: I have been "Oompa Loompa"-ed so fucking bad...

A: How's your Job?
B: I feel like a damn Oompa Loompa and might quit soon

A: lol, you are being an Oompa Loompa and you don't even notice
B: Man, don't be rude about me not wanting to quit my job

Being an Oompa Loompa by Bosh_the_Drill January 15, 2023

Oompa Loompas of Science 

Contemptuous definition of Engineers given by Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory)

Engineering: where the noble, semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello, Oompa Loompas of science!

Oompa Loompas of Science by pimple123 October 17, 2010

Oompa Loompas 

Ho's (girls) who get fake spray-on 'orange' tans the same color as the skin of the Oompa Loompas from the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie. Often when Oompa Loompas are spotted, the spotters start singing the Ooompa Loompa song. Celebrity ho's are often uber-guilty of getting the most outrageous orange spray-on tans.

One Dude to Another: Check out the Oompa Loompas coming out of the tanning salon.

Damn: They are looking pretty orange.

One Dude: Like Malibu Barbies except orange.

Both Dudes: (Start singing the Ooompa Loompa song)

Oompa Loompas by sarasplayroom.com August 14, 2009