by Zachary O'Brien December 18, 2016
Literally the hottest man in the world and anyone would want to fuck him in the ass if they could but he may like lots of people but his soulmates name starts with h and is the funniest man alive.
by Fucking gay ass nigga June 05, 2020
A term for someone who has absolutely no girls, but talks mad shit about his homies' girlfriends. He also has a tiny penis.
Person 1: Your girlfriend is so mid. I would never date her
Person 2: Shut up. You're such a Dylan O'Brien
Person 2: Shut up. You're such a Dylan O'Brien
by AJ McGinty December 07, 2022
by MoNrOe06. November 22, 2021
The sexiest, handsomest, most perfect human in the world. Also the funniest, most sarcastic, sexually and not sexually attractive male ever made, he is modest and genuinely kind. Dylan is my husband and my soulmate. And we all secretly have sexual fantasies about him.
Friend:I would totally fuck Dylan O'Brien
Me: can I confess something to you
Friend:yeah
Me: iv had sexual fantasies about Dylan O'Brien
Friend:...
Me:...
Friend:me to
Me: fucin hell
Me: can I confess something to you
Friend:yeah
Me: iv had sexual fantasies about Dylan O'Brien
Friend:...
Me:...
Friend:me to
Me: fucin hell
by Just a country girl July 18, 2022
Dusty crusty ugly little dude he has an ugly sister he stinks he looks at girls botty in gym class he needs to get smacked he thinks he's cute but he's cute but he's not he has a 5th grade friend in he is in 7th grade he likes an 9th grader and he likes a 6th grader
by Zonyell March 25, 2017