Son of a nutcracker!

When you want to say "son of a bitch" at Christmas time, but there's children around and you can't use cuss words.

*gets hit with a snowball*

Ow! Son of a nutcracker!

by KnightofNerdom December 11, 2018

nutsackular

n. Portmanteau of "spectacular" and "nutsack" denoting something to be awesome--usually used in either a sarcastic or tongue-in-cheek manner. Used only between males.

Annoyer: d00d, i just p00ned j00!
Annoyee: Yep. You're fucking nutsackular at this game. Words can't begin to describe the skill it took for you to kill me with a rocket launcher whose splash damage covers half the level.

by sum lanj? January 19, 2009

Nutcracker

One of the Best kid's story ever made,
usually around christmas time. Many ballets companys have danced the nutcracker.
Starring Clara,Frits,Dr.Drosselmeyer and the prince, sugarplum fairy and etc.

i really loved this years presentation of the "nutcracker"

by diableincarne December 29, 2003

stuff it in your nutsack

Similar to "up yours," this derogatory retort can be used to effectively end any argument.

Person A: "I think your mixtape sucks."
Person B: "Oh yeah? Well, you can stuff it in your nutsack."
Person A: "Snap."

by Ghan & Lisa December 27, 2008

nautical nutsack

A seaworthy nutsack.

A nutsack of nautical proportions

Jim: did you see bill?. Dave: yeah he's a great captain, he must have one hell of a nautical nutsack

by billy togadero January 11, 2009

nutcracker

the act in which a skateboarder is grinding on a rail and the dude bails and the rail goes in between his legs

ouch!! bam margera just did a nutcracker

by andy kallick February 8, 2006

alaskan nutsack

When you take two frozen advocates in a plastic bag and put it on the back of someone's neck as if you were teabagging them

Guy1: dude my girl surprised me with an Alaskan nutsack last night I felt like I was in 50 shades of grey
Guy2: wtf

by Shrek_is_love666 March 28, 2015