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I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS

Ha! You definitely THINK that you are, don't ya?
Dr. Jordan "JeepJorp" Peterson "I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS!"

Hym "I mean... You unwittingly described yourself as a psychopath... After your test called ME a psychopath..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "Psychopaths aren't successful! I had 3 sources of income!"

Hym "You aren't successful though... You were fired for being too DISAGREEABLE and are losing your license for monetizing your clients, writing poetry about their molested ginies and bootyholes (even going as far as to call on of them an idiot), and weaponizing schizophrenia against a detractor..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "That's your fault!"

Hym " How... Is that my fault? You were mistaken as an advocate for disaffected young men... Because you were mistaken for me... You hate those!"

Dr. Jordan Peterson "I helping them! I'm giving suffering people hope!"

Hym "Nooo... No more than any other self-help celebrity... I kind of said that ANYONE could do what you do... Like... Even a baby-dick schizo psychopathic Satanists... And now you're colluding with the government and the media to try and hold onto your ill-gotten gains by gathering as much unearned political power as you can possibly amass..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "My sycophants say I'm not a fucking nutjob!"

Hym "They use you instrumentally as a means to push religious dogma and you allow it because you have no morals... Becuase you're a psychopath..."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2023
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i don't care

what my friend said when i wrote this definition
by professional_circle July 19, 2023
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I care charity group

People who really do give a shit about other people don't feel a need to get themselves or their charity group on a TV News Camera to promote themselves. People who haven't taken anything from anyone don't feel a need to give them a chicken each, or food. That kind of thing comes from someone or a group who sees themselves as shepards amongst sheep, walking behind them with a cane.
I care charity group is bullshit, they don't give a fuck about you.
by Solid Mantis April 1, 2021
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Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care." xXxXxXx Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me."
Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care." xXxXxXx Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me."
by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
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Fuck if i care

The phrase “fuck if i care” is a way of saying “ i dont care “. It is sometimes used to highlight the level of which you do not care. the difference can be veiwed as

eg.“ i dont care” vs “ i dont give a fuck
Person 1 ( annoying mf )

People in 3rd world countries are dying! How can you waste food

Person 2 (chill ahh mf)
Bru…” fuck if i care”, kids be dyin in Africa and shi but, WE DONT LIVE IN FUCKING AFRICA
by lil nightmare May 3, 2024
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