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full nokia

Someone who goes off Facebook, then WhatsApp, then Instagram . . . and never signs up for Signal or Telegram.
Hey, I've been trying to get hold of Mike, but it looks like he's gone Full Nokia.

broken nokia 

A broken Nokia phone is a really rare thing to find because only the strongest things can break it.
Guy 1: OMG IS THAT A BROKEN NOKIA PHONE!
Guy 2: OMG, IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!
broken nokia by Mr.smiles_XD May 14, 2022

Crack your Nokia

Crack your Nokia-When Fred finally cracked his Nokia we all were surprised. We thought that shit was unbreakable!
Crack your Nokia by MinxMinnie September 4, 2018