Lube for literally anything anywhere. Makes things slippery, and also cleans. Tinkers use it for their cats, smelly feet, and as a substitute for lubricants like oil, bacon grease and petroleum jelly.
by Phillip Vanderlips March 21, 2010
Wesley: "This pizza was a bad idea, huge calorie intake I didn't need."
Angel: "Don't worry, put pizza lube on everything, that way the pizza flies through your system faster and your body doesn't retain the calories."
Angel: "Don't worry, put pizza lube on everything, that way the pizza flies through your system faster and your body doesn't retain the calories."
by dilutedspine February 15, 2012
by Tippy2 June 27, 2015
A lubricant used to assist in medical and obestric prodecures involving farm animals, comes in a powdered form. Water can be added to make the lube slippery while various amounts can be added to produce the desired consistancy. Also used in sexual acts when excessive lubrication is required, such as anal fisting and insertion of large toys into the anus.
I Filled an enema syringe with J-Lube and filled my ass with it before being fucked hard in the ass by my dog's huge cock.
Fucking in a tub of J-Lube is an immensely erotic experience
Fucking in a tub of J-Lube is an immensely erotic experience
by ButtSexLvr March 22, 2006
When the vagina becomes wet because the woman is sexually aroused. Can also refer to putting lotion etc. into the vagina for extra lubrication.
She started to lube the tube before they did it.
by Still_trippin' June 06, 2006
the result of a long session of masturbation while viewing porn resulting in your mouse being covered in a mixture of lube, cum and sweat
by Sarah Payne December 16, 2007
The use of alcohol to become mildly intoxicated in order to prepare for social activity. Some people call alcohol a social lubricant.
by yes juanito yes May 13, 2017