Pizza Lube

Garlic infused butter that comes with some pizzas, mainly Papa Johns.

Wesley: "This pizza was a bad idea, huge calorie intake I didn't need."

Angel: "Don't worry, put pizza lube on everything, that way the pizza flies through your system faster and your body doesn't retain the calories."

by dilutedspine April 8, 2012

Holy Lube

To mix holy water with any lubricant

As jimmy walked into church, he remembered he had his Holy Lube in his backpack and headed straight to the bathroom for an early morning Church Jerk.

by Budwudder March 7, 2015

Canadian Lube

Maple syrup used for lubrication.

Hold on, I think I'm going to need the Canadian Lube.

by thelordofkeks August 3, 2016

J-Lube

A lubricant used to assist in medical and obestric prodecures involving farm animals, comes in a powdered form. Water can be added to make the lube slippery while various amounts can be added to produce the desired consistancy. Also used in sexual acts when excessive lubrication is required, such as anal fisting and insertion of large toys into the anus.

I Filled an enema syringe with J-Lube and filled my ass with it before being fucked hard in the ass by my dog's huge cock.

Fucking in a tub of J-Lube is an immensely erotic experience

by ButtSexLvr April 18, 2006

lube the tube

When the vagina becomes wet because the woman is sexually aroused. Can also refer to putting lotion etc. into the vagina for extra lubrication.

She started to lube the tube before they did it.

by Still_trippin' June 11, 2006

lubed up

The use of alcohol to become mildly intoxicated in order to prepare for social activity. Some people call alcohol a social lubricant.

"I needed to get lubed up before going to the party.

by yes juanito yes May 13, 2017

lube mouse

the result of a long session of masturbation while viewing porn resulting in your mouse being covered in a mixture of lube, cum and sweat

John have you been spanking the monkey to porn again coz we have a lube mouse

by Sarah Payne January 6, 2008