Nitty Nookers 

Nitty nookers is a word to replace any word in a sentence to make the sentence sound/dirty even if it isn't

Jimmy: I'm gonna shove my nitty nookers in your nitty nookers!!!!

Sally: eww jimmy youre sick!!!

Jimmy: all i said was im gonna shove my books in your book bag....

Sally:...oh this is awkward...

Nitty Nookers by Beccerz777 April 26, 2011

nitty bag 

Is a bag of weed. No more needed.

Bro 1: Hey you got any weed?
Bro 2: Let me check my nitty bag.

nitty bag by Applecore April 15, 2014

nitty gritty 

nitty gritty.....to get down to the serious stuff. This 'stuff' could be work, fine details of a plan, or sex.

"Reet-o love, i`ve taken you out to the fancy restaurant tongiht. I`ve fed & watered you & we`ve had a reet grand neet.....are we gonna get down tert nitty gritty or av i just wasted twenty-five quid on you fer nowt?"

nitty gritty by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

nitty gritty 

According to "Nacho Libre" "nitty gritty" means to get down to the facts of life and really find out what your woman wants.

Nacho: lets get down to the nitty gritty

nitty gritty by RyanJones September 6, 2008

nitty gritty rusty fucker 

The art of Being fisted by someone wearing a sandpaper glove that has been dipped in glue and rusty nails.

I'm sorry I can't go horseback riding today, I received a nitty gritty rusty fucker last night.

nitty gritty rusty fucker by Taintscratcher80 July 15, 2014

nitty bumps

small breasts on a woman...but I suppose they could be on a man

Yo, girl...get away from me with them nitty bumps!
When he runs, his nitty bumps jiggle!

nitty bumps by Salanne January 12, 2006

Nitty Nav 

A person who sucks at Tekken and @'s people to boost his self esteem. Sounds suspiciously like he's from whales.

"Moh is really being a Nitty Nav today."

Nitty Nav by Def Not Chris June 21, 2019