Never nude

Never can be naked thus wears denim cut offs at all times.

Tobias is wearing his cut offs in the shower because he is a never nude.

by SaV January 8, 2005

never cat

A guy, who has some unbelievable tricks. It comes from Never Cat tale, it's about a cat who can bark also.

- That guy is fluent in 8 languages!
- Wow, never cat.

by Johnny McBravo December 2, 2013

Never-Wood

Someone you would never engage sexually.

I started talking to this never-wood last night and I was so lonely I figured fuck it.

by howardfelt July 28, 2012

never-wazzer

A thing or being who never had a chance to succeed. A failure from start to finish.

On top of that, I am a never-wazzer on all technical matters.

Perhaps I might comment - "Better a has been than a never wazzer....!!!"

Hewitt has proved that a "never wazzer" can be compelled to accomplish...

by bluejeanne April 29, 2010

Never-Itch

The itch in your balls that you can never completely finish.

1: Bro why are your hands in your pants?

2: Sorry dude, I've had the never-itch for ten minutes now and I can't seem to get it right

by 4evrStr8 November 12, 2020

Yao Never

Another way of saying psych you thought or no never. Typically said between dudes from the 860 or 203.

Guy 1: Yo dog I heard that you fucked that ugly white bitch at the party last night.

Guy 2: Yeah you right..... YAO NEVER!

by Hoody96 October 24, 2018

Never-nude

An obsessive-compulsive disorder similar to gymnophobia, which makes it very difficult for the sufferer to be naked. Many cope by always wearing short-cutoff jeans under their underwear, even in the shower. It sounds made up, but they are in fact real and hold yearly conventions and have meetings.

From the time never-nudism was identified in the early 1980s to 2018, there is an estimated 52 of them worldwide.

Guy 1: Dude, did you know Cruncher's girl has never seen him naked? They've been dating for two years, what's up with that?
Guy 2: Oh shit, you didn't know? Yeah, Cruncher's a never-nude.

by Red John's Friend October 8, 2019