Neat pile

an organized pile of objects

these clothes are in a neat pile

by rn_jay1 January 18, 2022

neating off

When you have one hand masturbating and the other with a thumb in your butt (when you have diarrhea, as to stimulate it) and you are trying to time it right to where you shit yourself and cum at the same time.

Guy 1: Remember that one time at Ted Grogers house party when i had diarrhea.

Guy 2: Yea what about it?

Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!

Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.

Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.

by hutch n' sand October 11, 2009

neat

The act of blowing one's self and ejaculating in one's own mouth. (absolute rock bottom)

The sad guy hasn't got laid for years, he's probably even neated before.

by A_it_man May 18, 2019

Neat

Word used by Aboriginal people to describe something thats cool/awesome or when calling a person sexy

Yeah brus I got a new Toyota yesterday v8 one der

Fuck yeah that's Neat

*woman existing*

Hawwh aye you bit Neat aye can I have a go?

by I'm anybody's man August 22, 2022

Neat

The only word that one fucker knows.

"Hey man, I really appreciate you being there for me these past few years. It means a lot."

"Neat."

by FirstTimerfortheLaughs November 22, 2018

Neat Inc

Neat Inc is many things it is 1leonowicjus and it is a company made by 1leonowicjus

Neat Inc is a rich sandbox gaming company only allowing pros

Neat inc is Hosting a giveaway

by 1leonowicjus YT November 25, 2020

neat ‘n’ sweet

How you wanna make everything prior to The Inspector coming by to look at your place.

I try to always keep things reasonably clean and tidy around my apartment in any case, but this also lessens the burden of making everything "neat ‘n’ sweet" for da monthly quarters-inspection.

by QuacksO September 10, 2018