December is the time for celebration and enjoyment so why not slap and grab someone’s ass!
girl: why did you slap my ass
boy: because it’s national slap and grab ass month!
by hello yam November 30, 2020
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National Grab Ass Day

Grab your girlfriends ass on the fourth of may
Hey tomorrow is may 4th, did you know that you are supposed to grab your girlfriends ass on the fourth of may, or better known as “National Grab Ass Day”.
by spainsh April 30, 2024
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National Grab Ass Day

On September 9-10, every year, it is National Grab-Ass Day.

Male or female, taken or single, prepare to have your ass grabbed.
"Why did you grab my ass?!"

"It's National Grab Ass Day."
by guyonlinethatsdefiningstuff September 09, 2019
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National Grab Ass Day

Walk up to anyone and grab some ass
“Bored just grab some ass why not its national grab ass day”
by 200423388 August 11, 2019
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National Grab Ass Day

Yo is national grab ass day, you know what im doing first period

Bro, youre a retard, i gurantee jailtime
by FineCreation April 12, 2019
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When it's 3rd september you should grab the best ass you know.
"Oh it's national grab the best ass around you day and Monica has best ass i've ever seen. Today i can grab that ass."
by Msggsishsvsv September 02, 2021
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