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Narwhal

Baby, look at her big ass. She'd make a great narwhal!
by Cock-zilla January 31, 2020
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Narwhals

Narwhals are not whales they are they opposite of whale. They are big fluffy and awesome and can beat a polar bear in a fight . Everyone should love narwhals
Narwhals are so cool
by Narwhals 1234 September 15, 2019
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Angry Narwhal

When you are beyond pissed off and jam your erect penis into the eye of your significant other while making whale noises.
Last night I lost a game of Rainbow Six Siege, so I did the angry narwhal to my little sister.
by MrGhosty December 3, 2021
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Bloody Narwhal

When a white guy sticks their nose into a girls pussy while she is on her period.
“I tried the Bloody Narwhal last night. It was the worst experience of my life. “

“I’ll never do the Bloody Narwhal again.”
by JuizeBox December 28, 2023
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Narwhaled

" I went skinny-dipping with Jimmy, he Narwhaled me so hard it punctured a lung"
by SlamDogCrackers November 12, 2019
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quiet narwhal

1. Showing your middle finger to quiet people down saying "Quiet narwhal people."
2. to be quietetly fucked by your patty daddy 🍆
I just had some quiet narwhal time with my husband
by Kayah's Fried Chicken May 16, 2022
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