oh my god! what is that man doing to his anus?

A common reaction to goatse.

Person One: Hey, Person Two, look at this!

Person Two: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS?!

by A pseudonym March 13, 2005

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Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

by Zonal K September 25, 2019

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I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram

I expect a man to be okay with me being inappropriate in my relationship because I am an immature irresponsible little girl who is good for nothing and cannot give anything to a man. I could possibly be cheating but I was raised by a demon monkey mother who taught me that bullshit

*Posts picture 1/2 naked*

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram

by Light Guardian September 30, 2018

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I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader

on twitter someone said "I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader" and then it became a popular google search

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader.

by awdsa dwasdqwadasfe rfrskil;;; May 2, 2023

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Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

best line in ultrakill

Minos fucking prime: Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

V1: no I win

by KFCworker April 26, 2025