shitocki mushrooms 

the longer version of shit

shitocki mushrooms i left my bag in school.

shitocki mushrooms by 1234567890-=asdfghjkl;;;'zxcvb October 30, 2023

Gandalf Mushrooms 

An extraordinarily wrinkly mushroom found in the lands of North America. This mushroom resembles the lower chin of an extremely old man, and is said to have the wisest powers of them all but fends off its opponent by its unattractive, war-torn, wrinkly chin and mouldy cap. This lad has seen it all. It will only appear when the picker is specifically supposed to be doing something and accidentally comes across it.

I was supposed to be beating rose and blackberry brambles but got distracted by these huge Gandalf Mushrooms

Gandalf Mushrooms by Oobagogo November 4, 2023

Minge mushrooms 

A fungal infection on a woman’s vagina

In all of this hot weather Kylie ended up with a big crop of minge mushrooms

Minge mushrooms by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024

I like mushrooms 

It means you are gay.

Hey, i like mushrooms
Ah so ur 💅
What

I like mushrooms by Gay gay gay gay gay July 5, 2022

Holy Shit Fucking Mushrooms 

when shit is so out-of-hand that you are tripping balls, i think
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire

Holy shit fucking mushrooms! There goes Chernobyl Reactor No. 4!

Holy Shit Fucking Mushrooms by MartianSupremacist November 13, 2024

Mushroom 

Typically a British slang term for the glans, or 'head'of the penis. Due to it's general appearance and size/shape.

See also bellend, tip, cockhead, dickhead, little head, purple head etc.

Oi lads! Look at my foreskin hanging over the top of my mushroom!

Mushroom by Llewelyn Dowd August 28, 2022

Mushroom Syndrome 

(n) - A syndrome where you're fed bullshit and kept in the dark. Derives from the method of cultivating mushrooms: they add a lot of fertiliser and keep them in the dark and damp.

A person can suffer from Mushroom Syndrome in any way; the only circumstances are:

(1) A person doesn't tell you everything about a certain situation concerning you/and or them

and;

(2) They tell lies.

Sarah: So how's your relationship with Andy going?

Bree: OMG! He gave me Mushroom Syndrome! It turns out he was actually gay, which he never told me about.

Sarah: Wow! So what did he bullshit to you about? You know, the other half of the Mushroom Syndrome?

Bree: Oh, he told me he didn't break the blender but it *actually* was him!

Mushroom Syndrome by Mushroomizer7 June 8, 2011