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mullet halo

A hairstyle created when a balding man, wearing the "crown of laurels" hairstyle, opts to grow his remaining ring of hair to shoulder length, creating a halo of mulletous hair. Not generally considered a fashionable hairstyle.
That manager is sporting a trifling mullet halo - he looks like a 70s porn star gone to seed.
by Joseph Mamma October 10, 2003
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mullet tuck

A shirt tucked into the pants in the front while flowing
freely in the back to create a mullet-like effect (see mullet).
There goes P. again with his white belt and tight t-shirt tucked in up front....
do girls really like a guy with a mullet tuck?
by Podunk October 31, 2007
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Mullet mafia

a group of sheet metal workers that enjoy using the word mullet for no reason other then the fact it sounds cool. such as "fuck yeah mullet!" or "what did you say mullet!?" The mullet mafia is very respected and feared.
I really hope the mullet mafia does'nt come to my job and hang all the ductwork and then kick my ass.
by Geary316 December 4, 2010
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ball mullet

I was in the locker room, and that dude had a ball mullet!
by Growing Up Geek May 4, 2008
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Mulletant

Mulletant: aimless red state radical; one who speaks most pejoratively when asked to comment on city slickers, urban malaise, limousine liberals and Macy’s Marxists; a cloudy-minded (and usu. tipsy) creature who foams at the mouth when unaware passenger seat dwellers pause at the local NPR station when surfing AM radio; a devout fan of disaffected rockers who distill left-leaning punk and angst-riddled music to a core formula of ‘screamoaning,’ suicidal ideation, and a “leave me alone” basement meth lab attitude.

A mulletant proves most dangerous when teaming up with like-minded fellows under a banner that attempts to capture a vague purpose (usu. through insignia pregnant with insecurity and/or a-historical chauvinism a.k.a. “emasculated lighter skinned--read: not darker than an undetermined standard unrelated to family trees and a promiscuous definition of European ancestry; not synonymous with “albino” or caused by “vitiligo”; usu. distinguishable from flu-like paleness; fluorescent glow may neither be achieved through clever use of foundation nor denied through indulgence in tanning goods or services--American mutt” power supremacists), not to be mistaken with any of the tightly organized (even militaristic) organizations bearing the coincidentally similar postfix “-ant.”
The "Twangy" newsletter coverboy is so mulletant. Republican Party in the back!

Alt-country and folk are okay, but they fail to capture the coveted attention of a key demographic: tween mulletants whose disposable income remains a mystery to most astute analysts of consumer behavior.

He's harmless. He talks a lot of trash, but he's just mad that his parents couldn't afford to move out of the neightborhood when the cash-strapped (but comparatevily more industrious and potentially mobile) immigrants started moving into town. He's a run-of-the-mill mulletant.
by diogenes53 March 8, 2009
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California Mullet

Shoulder-length hair bleached to an extremely light blonde color due to frequent exposure to sunlight; often seen sported by males in the western surfing culture.
"California Kyle, your mullet drives me wild. Your house is full of tile. Crocodile."

"Hey Shane, why did you cut your California Mullet?"

"Dude, Kevin, that is one gnarly California Mullet you've got on you. Let's shred some surf bro."
by big in sheboigan April 29, 2005
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mullet

What Emos' have,only backwards.
by bandanasrerad August 28, 2006
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