Muff Muffler

Worn by women who are embarrassed about queefing in public.

I couldn't stop queefing so I bought a muff muffler so that no one could hear it.

by V farter January 6, 2017

trumpet muffler

When you cup a wad of TP in your hand and cup your butthole while you're sitting on the toilet to muffle your fart sounds. Works like a charm!

I was pooping at a new friends house and muffled my farts with the trumpet muffler method

by Viking vickers February 21, 2015

twat muffler

when a man cups a womans vagina with his mouth prior to her queefing in order to muffle the noise.

last night at the party i had to act as a twat muffler for my wife in the bathroom because she was afraid people would hear her queef.

by brewmaster2671 August 25, 2020

Dick muffler

When you shove your dick into a muffler of a running car and let the exhaust go into your the hole in your penis.

One time I had my side hoe perform a dick muffler on me and my dick was brownish black and throbbing for the next week or two

by Randy Leavitt June 26, 2018

Wisconsin Muffler

Doing a girl from behind with a wedge of cheese stuffed in her mouth, a High Life in your hand and your brat in her ass.

After a long day working at the brewery, I got back to the double wide and the old ball and chain wouldn't stop bitching so I gave her the ole Wisconsin Muffler!

by Septic Avengers July 27, 2017

Noisy Muffler

When a woman's vagina is making a farting noise during sex.

that girl you boned last night had a noisy muffler, I could hear her from the living room!

by derk schmittmeister February 18, 2011

Rusty Muffler

Giving a rim job to some one that still has shit on their ass.

Did you see Stevie Wonder at the Democratic National Convention? He totally gave someone a Rusty Muffler.

by Kenny Young October 29, 2009